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That damn rabbit
So a rabbit was running though the woods when he came across a deer rolling up a joint.
"Don't do that, it's unhealthy. Come running with me, you'll feel better"
So the deer follows, and they come up on an elephant about to snort some cocaine.
"Oh, you don't want to do that" said the rabbit. "Come run with us".
And the three of them were going on their way though the woods when the came accross a Lion about to shoot up. The rabbit approached it, but before it could get a word out, the lion smacked it unconcious.
"Holy crap!" the deer and the elephant shreiked. "He was only trying to help us."
"That damn rabbit makes me run around like an idiot everytime he pops those extacy pills"
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