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little johnny comes home from school and asks his dad "What is the difference between theory and reality". His dad tells him to ask his sister if she would sleep with her teacher for an A. Little johnny comes back and says "she said she would". Dad tells him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with the mailman for $1,000,000. little johnny comes back and said "mom would too". Dad say to little johnny "In theory we live with an A student and a millionare. In reality we live with two whores"
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