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Old 06-24-2003, 06:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What a great joke! Funny as hell! Thanks

Here's another cop joke:

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix. The doctor operated and after the surgery
advised him that all was well. However, in the recovery room
the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on
his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the
doctor hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy
to pull his hospital gown down so he could look at what was
making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips
of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence...

"Get well quick...from the nurse you gave a ticket to last
week."
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