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Never chop off my penis... That's a good one.
Never piss on an electric fence... I'll never do that - again.
Never have gay sex... Nope, won't do that either.
Never eat shit... Nope, well except for shrimp shit and oyster shit.
Never wear shoes with tassels... Uh, nope.
Never fart in church really loud... I think 'really loud' is the key phrase here.
I'll never buy an artificial Christmas tree.
I'll never intentionally listen to country music.
I'll never attend a non-family wedding.
I'll never drink beer... unless they start making one that tastes good.
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