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Ashton · 06-24-2003, 12:19 AM

Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time = Jerking off too much
Lower back pain = Crappy bed (not enough pillows)
Stress / Anxiety = Seeing hot girls that you cannot have
Thinning hair / Hair Loss = Genes or stress from seeing hot girls you cannot have
Soft / Weak Erection = Jerking off too much
Premature Ejaculation = Being over excited by the touch of a soft warm women that usually wouldn't give you the time of day
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision = The amount of Vodka it takes for you to get the courage to actually swoop on teh women that turns you on
Groin / Testicular Pain = Again, too much jerking off
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone = Well, I could say "too much jerking off" but this one is probally from some crappy job where you have to lift heavy shit..... or some old war wound. like in high school when you grabbed the cheerleaders ass and she kicked you in the nuts.

06-24-2003, 12:19 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time = Jerking off too much Lower back pain = Crappy bed (not enough pillows) Stress / Anxiety = Seeing hot girls that you cannot have Thinning hair / Hair Loss = Genes or stress from seeing hot girls you cannot have Soft / Weak Erection = Jerking off too much Premature Ejaculation = Being over excited by the touch of a soft warm women that usually wouldn't give you the time of day Eye floaters or fuzzy vision = The amount of Vodka it takes for you to get the courage to actually swoop on teh women that turns you on Groin / Testicular Pain = Again, too much jerking off Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone = Well, I could say "too much jerking off" but this one is probally from some crappy job where you have to lift heavy shit..... or some old war wound. like in high school when you grabbed the cheerleaders ass and she kicked you in the nuts.