Meridae'n

Amen to that brother!

1) Eat haggis
2) Rape someone
3) Drink and drive again
4) Finish a degree in the allotted time
5) Try heroin
6) Become catholic
7) Be teleported
8) Fully trust anyone
9) Eat someone's shit
10) Play gridion
11) Fuck Britney Spears (unfortunately)
12) Scuba dive
13) Be in a siance
14) Watch 'Battlefield Earth'
15) Own another Ford
16) Live in a different town to my partner
17) Kidnap someone
18) Piss on an electric fence
19) Meet my grandfather
20) Regret anything i ever do...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?