Oh fuck...
I think my mother then should be up on not just child porn, but on producing and distributing child porn.
Case 1: A naked photo of me when I was like 2 in a backyard inflatable swimming pool. She had copies made and given to relatives.
Case 2: at my 16th, she showed a homemade video of my 4th birthday party, where I was naked waist down.
So, what athorities do I ring to have me given to a foster family? Does the fact I'm 22 matter?
Yes ladies and gentlemen that was sarcasm. It's pretty obvous, but just in case any magistrates read it, they may not pick it up. They seem to be pretty fucking thick!
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