1) go to an Avirl Laguine concert (I’d fuck her and that’s it!)
2)Kill a creature that can think for its self (women)
3)Go to a Bris (I'll send gifts and attend the party but I ain't gonna be there when the...the...I can't say it)
4)Become gay (why have an ass when there is pussy?)
5)Loose my manhood (to all the men who have "fuck you too")
6)Smoke (I can fuck and its free)
7)Eat French snails (my dog will but not I)
8) Have a threesome with another man ( see 4 and 5)
9)Screw the dean's daughter (I almost did. Self-control is the key)
10)Drive a piece of shit (that depend on what you think is a piece of shit)
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-All women are 2 drinks away from a GIRL-ON-GIRL adventure!-
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