Cape fear. I watched it the other day on USA network
Here is a long one but probably pretty easy.
"A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had alot of cars. Different kinds. She was standing--this girl-- on the corner where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up along side her and rolled down the window by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that alot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh? "