Relax. Quit a sport or two and take up drinking or smoking pot or listening to cool music and going to concerts. You'll get laid when you least expect it. Hell, I didn't get laid until I was friggin' 24 years old. Now it seems like I can fuck any chick I want. It's all about confidence and a shit-eatin' grin. Make fun of yourself but don't be pathetic. Don't whine. Act like you can take it or leave it. It's cliche as hell but it works. Turn off your computer and make a couple friends.
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