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Whoa.
I was suspended betwixt sleep and death and rash indeed is he or she who would awaken me from my deserved rest.
That being said...
I can't believe that I am IT. I have waited so long for this day.
I am totaly suprized...I...I don't know what to say...
*pulls out prepared speech*
Ladies and gentlemen on the forum, my name is Giant Hamburger. I stand before you to proclaim tonight this is the thread where dreams can come true for all of us. As I stand before my fellow members and think of the honor this great board has bestowed upon me, I recall the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. He said, “Occasionally in life there are moments which cannot be completely explained by words. Their meaning can only be articulated by the inaudible language of the heart."
Tonight is such a moment for me. My heart is filled with pride. My fellow citizens, I proudly accept your nomination for being "It."
Thank you, thank you very much.
You're wonderful.
As my first and only mandate for my brief term in office I select mirevolver, the future self-made millionaire. May he remember me in his times of abundance.
-GH
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