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Outside = a) While outside be sure to bring the humans back a gift of a small dead animal. This is most appreciated when left in a surprising place, such as a womans shoe.
b) Find the most expensive car in the neighborhood and sleep in it. If there is mud nearby, be sure to leave paw prints on the hood and windshield.
c) "Sing" outside the most sleep deprived member of the households window. Remember, the louder the better.
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