Man, I LOVE Dave Chappelle. He's so damn funny. That show rocks.
Quotes:
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE?............IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS....................delicious!"-Tyrone
"Ima give ya some poo poo, and some pee pee."- R. Kelly
"I am in no way, shape, or form involved in any sort of niggerdom."-Chappelle's Klan member, cant remember the name.
(That last quote requires some explaining, since it contains a racial slur. Chappelle himself said that, in a skit where he played a blind, black member of the Klan, he had no idea he was black. It was quite ingenius. And this skit, along with the above quote, was ridiculing, and in no way supporting, racism. so don't get offended.)
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