Did you ever notice that people going slower than you are assholes and anyone going faster than you are FUCKING MANIACS
-George Carlin
that is sooo true. ya know i too used to get rrrrilly rrrrilly pissed-off while travelling the highways and bi-ways and took every boneheaded traffic offense as a personal INSULT. If someone were to cut me off I would likely speed up and try to blow their doors off... or mouth some fuming obscenity while feverishly pumping my arm in the air with my message delivered by my extended middle finger. It ain't worth it folks...it just takes too much energy. Now if someone wants to ride my ass I just pull over and let-em pass. I hate to admit though, that I harbor a secret fantasy that I'll pass them up the road after they wrap themselves around a pole and I'll just wave at their mangled forms and shout...Well....YOU GOT FAR...................................
Then I think of the times that I behaved rudely on the road and of the reasons that I engaged in automobile assholery.....
and I kind of calm down.
PS
Don't fuck with Trucks
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