Real Dutch swearwords... no shitty Flemish (Belgian Dutch)!
Let's see... the first one I usually tell friends, I think all Dutch people do when they are asked to tell someone some swearwords in Dutch is:
Neuken in de keuken - Fucking in the kitchen
It seems like everybody likes that one, I guess its the way it sounds. It's not really a swearword though. Anyways, some others:
- Godverdomme - God dammit
- Klootzak - Dickhead (literally translated means ball-sack!)
- Hoer - Bitch
- Ga je moeder neuken! - Go fuck your mom!
- Flikker op - Fuck off
- Rot op - Fuck off (literally translated means rot away!)
- Kut - Shit
- Lul - Dick
- Mof - A word the Dutch call the Germans once in a while
- Pijp me - Blow me
Can't really think of any others, but just ask, and I'll translate
