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Originally posted by warrrreagl
If a cat strays from home and finds love somewhere else, women would say that the cat is not getting enough love at home.
If a dog strays from home and finds love somewhere else, women would say that the dog is not getting enough love at home.
If a woman strays from home and finds love somewhere else, other women would say that the woman is not getting enough love at home.
If a man strays from home and finds love somewhere else, women would say that all men are pigs.
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Ah yes, the simple truths as told through jokes.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...
"I would like about three fiddy"
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