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In the interests of gender equality we are proud to announce our new course in becoming a real woman
"REAL WOMAN CURRICULUM"
FALL SCHEDULE
WO 101: Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES
WO 102: Inappropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")
WO 103: Elementary Map Reading
WO 104: Crying and Law Enforcement
WINTER SCHEDULE
WO 106: You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
WO 107: Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
WO 108: The Seven-Outfit Week
WO 109: PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly titled "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With It")
SPRING SCHEDULE
WO 210: Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmission
WO 211: Driving II: The Meaning of Red Lights
WO 212: Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
WO 213: Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
SECOND YEAR
FALL SCHEDULE
WO 215: The Super Bowl: Not a Game: A Sacrament
WO 216: Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too"="I Love You")
WO 217: How to Earn Your Own Money
WO 218: Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronic Good")
WINTER SCHEDULE
WO 301: Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
WO 302: Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
WO 303: Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
WO 304: We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
WO 305: MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments
SPRING SCHEDULE
WO 310: Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "We learned to deal with the embarrassment")
WO 311: Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
WO 312: What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
WO 313: Cleaning day does not always have to be Saturday.
Courses for Extra Credit
WO 320: His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
WO 321: Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
WO 322: To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
WO 323: Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
WO 324: Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?
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