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Did you know 78% of all women are battered?
And here I've been eating all the plain ones!
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Why dont you fuck a hooker in the morning?
Ever try opening a cold grilled cheese sandwhich?
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A guy goes into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap shorts.
The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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