I would rather have bamboo splints shoved up my finger nails while someone brands my back with a red hot poker than watch a musical. My hated for musicals is rivaled only by my hatred for hippies and vegetarians.
That said, my hippy veggie gf loves them, so she makes me sit through them at random times. I usually try and annoy her enough, so that she gives up and tells me to leave. I just don't understand why they need to sing a conversation. I like singing and I like the theater, I just don't like when someone combines those two things.
I like some Operas, but Rent? I'd rather preform fellatio on a rotting elephant penis than watch 10 people sing about how they all have AIDS and they have no place to live because all of them are to lazy to work jobs. Just thinking about Rent makes me want to fly into a nerdrage storm and scream at anyone who likes that movie.
The two musicals I can sit through without flying off the walls are "The Southpark Movie" (I've heard good things about their mormon musical) and "Dr. Horrible's Sing a long blog". Those two are ok because one has a song called "Uncle Fucker" and the other is written by Joss Whedon.
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