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Midnightskyline · 07-27-2011, 01:40 PM

Funny story. I hope you americans out there don't take offense to this. Went to Florida for some flying training a couple of years ago. A black friend of mine and I went to a british bar, (fox and hounds, haha how original). Ended up getting chatting to a local girl, worked at the local lexus dealership. We get smashed and leave the bar at about 2am. She's absolutely drunk beyond repair but she drives us home in her Lexus LS600h (look it up. She was 34 and we were both 19 at the time. Must've looked so odd!) Don't get stopped by the police, happy days. We get to hers (Is that a common thing in america, some girl taking TWO guys home? Who are young enough to be her sons?! Brilliant at the time but looking back, that was bad).

She whips out a bong and some grass and starts taking hits, my friend takes a few but thats not my thing. Anyway, she says to us 'your both sleeping on the sofa tonight!' Fuck, busted lol. Anyway, I was so drunk I just wanted to sleep, I didn't really care about her lol. Passed out on her sofa, 15 mins later I feel a hand on my cheek...'Come to bed with me honey...' I duly obeyed. I look at my friend who is awake on the couch next to me, I ask 'can he come' and he looks at her with such a pleading face lol, it must've put her off! Anyway, so I leave my buddy behind and proceed to absolutely bang the living daylights out of this american girl. Pretty good sex, I was so proud of myself at being able to keep it up due to the amount of drink I'd had! It was pretty normal except she told me to see how many fingers I could get up her ass. Pretty nasty for a 19 year old, but again, I obliged like a good boy. Turns out 4 was too much. :S

Fell asleep, woke up, fucked her. Rinsed and repeated 3 times. Had to fly at 8am the next day, she ended up dropping me back off at flight school the next morning, in front of all my friends. Being dropped off by some random girl in a huge lexus saloon, they must've thought WTF!

It was the worst because it was so sleazy. She took two guys home at once, drove smashed drunk, hit the weed AND didn't ask to see me again or ring her.

Fair enough. I felt dirty afterwards though!

'Oh my gaaaaahd, your english accent is sooooo hot, you turn me ahhhhn so much baby' lol, Americans.

I also had a one night thing with some girl i met in a club. She literally walked up to me like the OP's and said 'do you want to fuck me tonight?'.....hmph. So we went home together. her bedroom had a baby in it. Didn't really know what to think of that, I thought she must've been babysitting or there was someone else in the house because she wouldn't possibly have gone out leaving the kid at home....

She took the kid to sleep in the other room. We got nekkid, found out she had fake tits. They were literally perfectly spherical. Weird. She told me to spit on her, she made me come in her face. She had a clit piercing too which I thought was really hot. Fell asleep. Woke up, magically the kid is in a cot at the end of the bed. At this point I was thinking....shit...what have I got myself into here.....Anyway, and I'm ashamed of this, we just did it again when we woke up, with the kind in the room, watching. *ashamed* I was so drunk and knew I wasn't going to ever see her again so I thought what the hell. She was telling me to hit her, slap her tits, spit on her. She told me to treat her like a dirty slut who I hated. Funny what gets some people off.

That kid though....jesus....I will take that to my grave!

Some girl wet herself on top of my dick also, a few years ago, another one nighter. I was really cool about it but she couldn't handle the embarassment so she took herself home. Ha. It was a good thing though because she was doing this weird thing with her hips, almost as if she was trying to cut my dick off inside her. It was hurting and I hated every second of it lol.

One more. Swedish girl at university. Absolutely drop dead gorgeous just wanted to have some fun....she was the girl I was probably the most sexually compatible with, physically at any rate. We did it for hours, and hours, and hours. The 'worst' part of that one night stand was having to leave............

07-27-2011, 01:40 PM	#27 (permalink)
Midnightskyline Upright	Funny story. I hope you americans out there don't take offense to this. Went to Florida for some flying training a couple of years ago. A black friend of mine and I went to a british bar, (fox and hounds, haha how original). Ended up getting chatting to a local girl, worked at the local lexus dealership. We get smashed and leave the bar at about 2am. She's absolutely drunk beyond repair but she drives us home in her Lexus LS600h (look it up. She was 34 and we were both 19 at the time. Must've looked so odd!) Don't get stopped by the police, happy days. We get to hers (Is that a common thing in america, some girl taking TWO guys home? Who are young enough to be her sons?! Brilliant at the time but looking back, that was bad). She whips out a bong and some grass and starts taking hits, my friend takes a few but thats not my thing. Anyway, she says to us 'your both sleeping on the sofa tonight!' Fuck, busted lol. Anyway, I was so drunk I just wanted to sleep, I didn't really care about her lol. Passed out on her sofa, 15 mins later I feel a hand on my cheek...'Come to bed with me honey...' I duly obeyed. I look at my friend who is awake on the couch next to me, I ask 'can he come' and he looks at her with such a pleading face lol, it must've put her off! Anyway, so I leave my buddy behind and proceed to absolutely bang the living daylights out of this american girl. Pretty good sex, I was so proud of myself at being able to keep it up due to the amount of drink I'd had! It was pretty normal except she told me to see how many fingers I could get up her ass. Pretty nasty for a 19 year old, but again, I obliged like a good boy. Turns out 4 was too much. :S Fell asleep, woke up, fucked her. Rinsed and repeated 3 times. Had to fly at 8am the next day, she ended up dropping me back off at flight school the next morning, in front of all my friends. Being dropped off by some random girl in a huge lexus saloon, they must've thought WTF! It was the worst because it was so sleazy. She took two guys home at once, drove smashed drunk, hit the weed AND didn't ask to see me again or ring her. Fair enough. I felt dirty afterwards though! 'Oh my gaaaaahd, your english accent is sooooo hot, you turn me ahhhhn so much baby' lol, Americans. I also had a one night thing with some girl i met in a club. She literally walked up to me like the OP's and said 'do you want to fuck me tonight?'.....hmph. So we went home together. her bedroom had a baby in it. Didn't really know what to think of that, I thought she must've been babysitting or there was someone else in the house because she wouldn't possibly have gone out leaving the kid at home.... She took the kid to sleep in the other room. We got nekkid, found out she had fake tits. They were literally perfectly spherical. Weird. She told me to spit on her, she made me come in her face. She had a clit piercing too which I thought was really hot. Fell asleep. Woke up, magically the kid is in a cot at the end of the bed. At this point I was thinking....shit...what have I got myself into here.....Anyway, and I'm ashamed of this, we just did it again when we woke up, with the kind in the room, watching. ashamed I was so drunk and knew I wasn't going to ever see her again so I thought what the hell. She was telling me to hit her, slap her tits, spit on her. She told me to treat her like a dirty slut who I hated. Funny what gets some people off. That kid though....jesus....I will take that to my grave! Some girl wet herself on top of my dick also, a few years ago, another one nighter. I was really cool about it but she couldn't handle the embarassment so she took herself home. Ha. It was a good thing though because she was doing this weird thing with her hips, almost as if she was trying to cut my dick off inside her. It was hurting and I hated every second of it lol. One more. Swedish girl at university. Absolutely drop dead gorgeous just wanted to have some fun....she was the girl I was probably the most sexually compatible with, physically at any rate. We did it for hours, and hours, and hours. The 'worst' part of that one night stand was having to leave............