Originally Posted by Martian

Since you gave almost no details, I'm going to make my own up.

Your first mistake was bringing in the goat. Or rather, bringing it in too soon. Never introduce the goat before the third date, my grandpappy always said. It's bound to eat someone's favourite boxers or shit on the bed or god knows what else, and you're just not at that comfort level yet.

Also, pentagrams? That's so twentieth century.

I know that everyone wants the gold chalice, bling bling, but stainless steel will last longer and is substantially cheaper. If you must go with a precious metal sterling silver will work but you need to polish it regularly.

And I would fire that dwarf. Cut rate dwarfs are never worth it. You know what they say, you can never buy too much dwarf or too little chalice.