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Old 07-22-2011, 01:54 AM   #39 (permalink)
monkeysugar
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Originally Posted by Strange Famous View Post
You sound like the kind of kid who learned karate.

That doesnt impress girls.
You are absolutely right on both counts. As I have unfortunately learned, being a kid who learned karate doesn't impress girls. I was so completely disappointed when I learned that karate skills don't get you laid that I had to rely on good looks and personality. Genetics be damned, apparently I must have one hell of a personality, because I've done quite well, and continue to do so, thanks so much. I really liked what you were going for though.

We're probably over-stepping the bounds of thread jacking. Sorry everyone.

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Being a vile American from the deep south, I usually establish dominance by quick-drawing my 6 shooter under the noontime sun.
As a fellow vile American, albeit Nor'westerner, I must ask: Is it gauche to say "Excuse me while I whip this out" while doing so with a 1911?
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