Roachboy - do you happen to have a doctorate in idiots? I myself seem to attract 'care in the community' rather than idiots alone when working in bars. The regulars used to like it when an idiot hit on me.
One occassion, an odious idiot told me 'one day you'll be on your knees begging me.'
Me 'Bob, there is nothing I would least rather put in my mouth'.
Time stops and the bar goes silent as idiot Rob says 'what did you say?'
Repeated myself and the bar erupted with laughter - and lots of nice appreciative people said the magic words 'and one for yourself'.
The evening a junkie tottered into a bar where there was just me and the landlords wife from another pub. As he sat down and smashed his head on the juke box, he declared he wanted to marry me. He was known as a nuisance like, used to scare the girl in the newsagents by refusing to leave when he ws evidently frightening her. Landlady called the other bar, and my 'brother' Yorkie came in with a couple of his mates, ordered a beer and chatted with his 'sister'. Theres ways of dealing with wierdos, and its best if no one gets hurt isnt it. I am not going to go through life assuming that all men are like these two examples, they are just funny examples - laughable, the idiots. If it were just genetic, I think they would be extinct by now, because the idiots are the ones who never get laid. The junkie wierdo was a bit obviously what he was, and was unpredicatsble and scarey - but he didnt blend in - he was his own warning sign. I wouldnt have thought rape by the way, I would have thought robbery with violence or believable threat of violence.
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