Originally Posted by chinese crested

Whats a duckface? I take it its nothing to do with disney?



I will have to put my hand up and say hello, so now you have. As I am oblivious to men making passes, it makes no difference if they have. I was suprised when my elderly married mobile mechanic decided to try and pounce - I just told him not to be so silly. He thought it over and decided I must be a lesbian he told me. Fine with him thinking that - he saved face - although wasnt fine with the increase in bills so we parted company so to speak. I use a garage with lots of mechanics who dont want to have sex with me and they do a good job and charge less. I do have designs on them however. They support a local hospice, and if I could just talk them into dressing up for international pirates day, I think they might well collect enough pieces of eight (one or two pound coins) to make all the yargh!ing worthwhile.