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monkeysugar · 07-19-2011, 01:58 AM

Sheepy, Mate...First Year Uni students, or in my native tongue, college freshmen/women/persons, are experiencing true freedom for the first time. Men and Women alike enjoy altering their reality in the method of their choice and getting laid. Combine the two and there is a lot of potential for epically bad decisions, and a lot of really fun times. It is a tradition. Embrace it. Don't dwell on it, enjoy it. Wear a condom. Or judge away and look forward to a college experience of celibacy. Or take it a step further and join one of the cult-ish hardcore religious groups that tend to be at every college/university, and never get laid, and never have any fun other than the weekly invite all of your friends meetings that typically consist of a bunch of losers hanging around playing board games, drinking punch and eating shitty baked goods, and doing other dork-fest activities with a healthy dose of "judge the people that are enjoying their college experience."

07-19-2011, 01:58 AM	#28 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	Sheepy, Mate...First Year Uni students, or in my native tongue, college freshmen/women/persons, are experiencing true freedom for the first time. Men and Women alike enjoy altering their reality in the method of their choice and getting laid. Combine the two and there is a lot of potential for epically bad decisions, and a lot of really fun times. It is a tradition. Embrace it. Don't dwell on it, enjoy it. Wear a condom. Or judge away and look forward to a college experience of celibacy. Or take it a step further and join one of the cult-ish hardcore religious groups that tend to be at every college/university, and never get laid, and never have any fun other than the weekly invite all of your friends meetings that typically consist of a bunch of losers hanging around playing board games, drinking punch and eating shitty baked goods, and doing other dork-fest activities with a healthy dose of "judge the people that are enjoying their college experience." __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good.