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As a man who wears pants.. I often wonder what a woman can tell from staring at my crotch.
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We can see if you shook the old fella after peeing of course. You do know there are peni pads if you cant shake - its not the end of the world.
I did used to like the look of a man with a nice bottom - but I always look them in the eyes when talking to them. Teeth are important - who would want to put anything in a mouth with rotten stubs of teeth.
Old woman once regaled to me with horror the tale of how she had been waiting in the local newsagents, and a man walked in with cycling shorts on - she said 'and his willy was on the counter'.
Oh yeah, travelling on a ferry to Hook of Holland, I noticed the crotch of a man in the next sleeper - because he had drunkenly peed his pants in the night.
I have only ever seen moose knuckle refering to a certain type of larger lady - as they wear 'budgie smugglers', surely you are looking at their budgerigar?