You are so lucky! I get irritable bowel, which means rather short notice and rather often. Stress makes it worse - think its linked to the old fight or flight mechanism. (Poetrys obviously is a 'buy more books' and 'lighten the body load so you can carry them' response).
I believe a healthy poop will float, and a bad diet will make them crack the bottom of the pan assunder.
Then of course there is the poop that drives a sleigh and gives all the good children pressies - especialy those in the South Park area.
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