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Old 07-15-2011, 10:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
ZombieSquirrel
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When I was sick and in rehab, each nurse had to ask me at the end of his or her shift. The first month I was there I was so embarrassed by the question. After I was there for so long I was excited to answer the question....especially if I actually had a BM. The nurses were SO concerned about my BMs. I was only going maybe once every 4 days and it hurt like hell. After I went almost a week, I was put on a stool softener and it still wasn't fun to go. I used to love going. I just now got back to my regularly scheduled programming. Things are happy again.
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