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Old 07-14-2011, 08:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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BTW 9er - is it condescending on my part to find your bolded headline amusing mostly because of the word "Misandry"? You mention you were trailer trash, and how you lack enough IQ to kickstart a game of pattycake. But I also recall your steady slew of promotions, your honours university degree, your display of well rounded knowledge in many fields . . . maybe you ought to be commenting on Poetry's pics - show her that the tree goes all the way up and that sperm shooters can also parse some pretty sophisticated concepts when they so choose. After all, she used prose in a way that was totally reminiscent of your own
...the fuck? I take great offense to this. I've never claimed to have lived in a trailer. That's just disgusting.

That and I just gave my woman two bouts of double orgasm sex today. Poetry totally can't handle me.

/rockstar

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Assigning such negative motives to people tends to have ill consequences. Ask me how I know.
Dude, aside from the obvious homo humor (I've outgrown it due to my current job), it's pretty clear that this only works one way.

Check it:

According to the Holy Gospel of Saint Miss Anndrus Von Stereotypika (the not-a-militant-lesbian-but-close disciple of Jesus "Modern Fucking Relationships" Christ), men are only interested in sex (every seven seconds of their life they spend at least thirty [work that math] degrading women in their perverse minds) and will do absolutely anything to get it! Anything! Women are just minding their own business posting innocent Faceyspace pictures of themselves duckfacing it up with their elbows pushed together (for maxxximum cleavage) in a Wicked Weasel bikini during their recent Cancun trip.

They don't deserve to be ogled like meat!

/somebody just punch me in the prostate already

Wait, where was I going with this hot garbage? Is this a rant about men being pigdogs or the woes of being physically attractive and/or having tits?

There are women out there that are under the impression that all male attention is sexual even though they themselves are quite plain inside and out.
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