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I have stretched out the wife's clothings by thinking they were mine trying to squeeze into them in dazed morning rush to work.
Socks....WTF too small, oh.......they're hers! Now a little ripped.
black underwear, wait what, hers.... oops, a little stretched out, kiss those goodbye.
Shirts....my head gets stuck in the neck hole, yep.....not my shirt.
So I think my squeezing into her clothes at O'dark:30 has ruined them and probably wont excite her.
Has she asked me? no. If she promised the most amazing sex ever, followed by a great dinner and having somebody else mow the lawn for me the next day. ID DO ANYTHING SHE ASKED!
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