Snakeyes

I just saw a joke posted that reminded me to post this:

Bill was a bad guy. He smoked, drank, had permiscuous sex... You name it. Naturally, when he died, he went straight to Hell.

Satan showed him around, and explained the system that Hell worked on. You could choose Room 1, Room 2, or Room 3 to spend the rest of eternity in.

So they walked down a rather short hallway, and arrived at a door marked simply, "Room 1".

Satan opens it up, and inside Bill sees people standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice he thinks.

So Satan pulls open Room 2. There, people are standing on their heads on a wooden floor. A little better, but Bill decides he had better check out Room 3.

In Room 3, Bill sees a bunch of people chatting away and sipping coffee, up to their waists in human shit. Well, he decides that this is the least horrible out of them, so he wades inside and grabs something to drink. Just before closing the door, Satan yells to them, "Alright, coffee break's over. Back on your heads!"