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Old 06-30-2011, 07:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:

It's always hilarious that women mention the objectification of their sex in porn. I mean, it's pretty clear that men are completely objectified in porn. They're just muscle-bound floating perma-cocks. And we all know that nothing with a penis has feelings (except teenagers and Those Blasted Gays).

If women are simply saliva-dripping hollow shells in porn, men are translucent wraiths with throbbing biceps and the genitals of a mythical monster.

Dumb Men Everywhere: "But porn is all about women! Women doing things and having done to them."

Exactamundo. It's all ridiculous--all of it--so stop being so uptight about it, goddamnit.

It's entertainment. It's no different than all the napalm in those Die Hard sequels.

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Dumb Men Everywhere: "I should kill myself. I'm not packing a baguette-sized cock. I'm worthless to women."

Basically. Just make sure to Kurt Cobain yourself on the tile, brah. Think of the cleanup, for Chrissakes.
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