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1. I work in with large groups of people all day and have been told I'm good at it, but I dislike humanity
2. Prefer animals to people
3. Think bagpipes sound great
4. Kilts are cool
5. I am tend to be non-emotional about things
6. Retarded people are funny as hell (I worked in a group home for a few years, one of the best jobs I've had, watching a retarded person to an impresion of a retarded person is the funniest thing ever)
7. I have kids, but don't really like kids (Found that out after I had kids)
8. I know God loves me because he gave women breasts
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