1. Little supervision- as long as the work is actually getting done, no one ever bothers you.
2. Overtime whenever you want it.
3. First dibs at cracking open abandoned vaults (the company I work for buys old buildings)
4. Lots of pretty women walking around in the area.
5. Unless it's your shift to be on call for emergencies, once work ends you go home for the day and work doesn't follow you.
6. Every day is different- one day you're exploring an abandoned amusement park, the next day you're 9 stories up cleaning a roof, and the next day after that you're riding a golf cart grabbing trash off the ground as you speed by. (it's never dull.)
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How's your mom, Ed?
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