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I tell people I gave birth to my own grandchildren (because I was old enough to be a grandma when I had them).
I went to school at age 49 and changed my entire career two years later.
I have 3 gray hairs (but get "accused" of dyeing it strictly because of my age)
I got my first tattoo 7 years ago.
I am the only smoker on earth who gags at the slightest hint of coffee.
I am left handed and could not teach my kids to tie their shoes.
I write for a motorcycle magazine yet the only experience I had actually driving a bike left me with a titanium ankle.
I enjoyed the movie "Popeye".
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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.
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