| I'm a broadsword-fighting, adventure-novel-writing, porn-loving, pot-smoking rabbi.
 What about me isn't odd?
 
				__________________Dull sublunary lovers love,
 Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
 Absence, because it doth remove
 That thing which elemented it.
 
 (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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