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1. I analyze social/sexual interactions and presentations obsessively. Sentences like, "I'm thinking I need to wear more expensive-looking accessories to offset my minimalist and clean-cut wardrobe in order to appear higher status and therefore gain access to potentially higher status mates" come out of my mouth. Often. (That sentence was taken from last night, actually).
2. I'm incredibly sexually experienced. Enough so that I get random emails from people I don't know and referrals from friends to counsel and/or teach the inexperienced or the insecure of both sexes.
3. I eat out alone a lot, usually with a good book. I go to movies alone a lot, as well.
4. I have two AAs, a BA, two years of school past my BA in order to qualify for a graduate program (that I was just accepted into, yay!) and no student debt.
5. I voluntarily spent almost a year couchsurfing around Los Angeles about two years ago. I sometimes think of going back to it, because it was such an interesting experience.
6. I love to drive. Long roadtrips by myself, commuting to work, whatever, I love it.
7. I can't see in 3D. My eyes don't quite work together. It's not noticable, unless I'm on your badmiton team... then you're fucked.
8. I hang out on porn sets every chance I get. I'm totally fascinated by the behind the scenes work and socialization.
9. I don't drink alcohol, smoke, or do drugs, and the only caffeine I intake is from the occasional cup of hot chocolate.
10. I pick my partners based on intelligence, life experience, and sexual experience. The higher they rate in each, the less looks factor in until they are barely a consideration.
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"You know what? Fuck the moon! He controls our water and our women. I've had enough!"
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