| I ride a big, loud motorcycle and wear a 20 year old leather jacket. The laptop strapped on the back ruins the effect.
 I live in a log home in the mountains, heat with wood, and chase bears out of my garbage. I also have broadband.
 
 I have an engineering degree, work a high tech job, and refuse to own a cellphone.
 
 My espresso machine cost twice as much as my TV.
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