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A bi-sexual woman tried it on with me at a party - can I borrow your lighter (which was on my lap) and she picked it up with a brush of the hand. I was uncomfortable - I was in the middle of skinning up - and she did try everyone of every gender - nobody finds the desperate attractive I think.
We did know a chap who was so far in denial..... he told us when he went to the states he got picked up by a football coach who shoved a dildo up his arse and it hurt. My friend said how much did he shove in. answer All of it. BUT he insisted he was straight. His denial about who he was may have prompted his alcohol fueled woman beating. He could take on papillions - kicked his girlfriends one across the room. Thankfully she dumped him - which is more than she did when a beating left her peeing blood. Nice lady, deserved better. Whatever you are, you should be true to yourself. A wonderfull compliment from a gay friend when we were on the tube in a group, I had been nodding off and he thought I was asleep. He said to one of his friends (who had a crush on him) 'If I was straight, I would marry her'. I took that as a compliment. Never told him I had heard it.
Had a chap in the pub I worked in who couldnt work out why when he was being friendly and playing pool with guys and drinking with them, they got upset when he said he was going home to his wife and his dinner.
Well, we said. You are wearing a lumberjack shirt, have a flat top. Man comes over to you, offers you a drink, spends the next couple of hours playing and watching you lean over a pool table buying you more drinks - of course they are upset - you have been leading them on. hee hee
It wasnt that it was a one off - it was a regular occurance. Pretty boy, but not totaly bright.
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