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Old 05-29-2011, 04:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Alcohol Issues

A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving:

I went out with some friends last night and had too many drinks.
Knowing that I was way over the limit, I did something that I have never done before.

I took a bus home.

I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before...
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