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Originally Posted by MSD
A friend's wedding is on the 21st. If the world ends on that day I'll be dressed in my tuxedo and ready to meet my maker.
On the other hand, if reality comes through (doomsday prophecies are not real and you're an idiot if you believe in them,) I'll be playing a "gentleman's role" and ``dancing with bridesmaids as is appropriate.
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I had a change of heart. As the wedding was at 4:00 and outdoors, it hardly seemed appropriate to wear formalwear. I wore my grey suit (the theme was grey and gold,) a good shirt, freshly shined shoes, and a classy tie that was my father's. The reception began at 6 and at each table and the bar, a beer was served that I, my brother, and the bride's brother had brewed. By 6:15, the bartenders were sending busboys to scavenge unopened bottles from the tables. I went above and beyond the call of duty and danced with bridesmaids, bride's friends, friends, and various individuals' mothers.
I was bought shots and beers, and given congratulations for my karaoke performance (this struck me as odd but I shrugged it off as either the Pennsylvanian adaptation of what we would typically southern hospitality) and did several shots with another wedding's bridesmaid and a pleasant, quick-witted fellow named ... well, I don't remember his name, but it's entirely his fault for buying me that many shots when I was already three sheets to the wind.
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Originally Posted by bobby
another "Final" dissapointment......on to Dec 22 2012.....????
xoxoxoo
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I am having a party for that and at midnight I will be opening a 3L bomber of Stone Double Bastard that has been aging since early this January. Bobby, if you and your wife are in the area and feel like putting up with us young whippersnappers (as I'm led to believe those of your generation refer to us,) you are invited as honored guests.