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levite · 05-16-2011, 01:15 PM

When I worked delivering pizza for a while after college, I used to get all kinds of weird or funky tips.

Highlights probably include:

nugs of weed
a blown-glass pot pipe
a Cuban cigar
$10 in silver dollars
an LP of "Release of an Oath" by the Electric Prunes
two tickets to see The Wallflowers.
a thirty-second boob flash from three girls who claimed to have no money for a tip.
a one-minute viewing of two girls making out, who claimed to be trying to save money.
an invitation to have a threesome with a middle-aged nudist couple (politely declined).

05-16-2011, 01:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	When I worked delivering pizza for a while after college, I used to get all kinds of weird or funky tips. Highlights probably include: nugs of weed a blown-glass pot pipe a Cuban cigar $10 in silver dollars an LP of "Release of an Oath" by the Electric Prunes two tickets to see The Wallflowers. a thirty-second boob flash from three girls who claimed to have no money for a tip. a one-minute viewing of two girls making out, who claimed to be trying to save money. an invitation to have a threesome with a middle-aged nudist couple (politely declined). __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)