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Old 05-13-2011, 08:44 PM   #54 (permalink)
Poetry
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Originally Posted by ASU2003 View Post
She wouldn't notice that I'm not that much better...
That was possibly the best response ever. You're my hero for the day. I will write a haiku in your honor and burn it over a midnight candle while chanting to ancient warriors.

Okay, so that was a partial lie. There are so no warriors.


Aside from that, I'm with ZombieSquirrel. If some guy slips under my radar and reveals virginity, I'm out. I don't train anymore, I don't do favors. Hell, my current dateability rule is set at them having a minimum of 200 partners. Which sounds really weird when I type it out, but eh...
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