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Old 05-10-2011, 05:59 PM   #27 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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Originally Posted by telekinetic View Post
No offense intended to you or your girlfriend, but if she is pregnant now, it's not yours. It wouldn't even show up on a pregnancy test for a few weeks.
Clearly it's mine, what with my already established history of flying to India to bang girls using other guys condoms and all.

Note: finger condoms aren't so effective.
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