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"Cemetery Man" - a mid 90s movie starring Rupert Everett. I'd give it something like a banana out of 10 because it made no sense, unless reviewed as performance art and even then, not a lot of sense.
Horror/Romance/Dark Comedy
Cemetery grounds keeper and his (apparently) retarded friend who maintain a cemetery in Italy where all the dead rise within a week of their death. It's a secret the two of them keep in order to not have the cemetery shut down (and thus lose their jobs). So, zombies rise, headshot, shovel to the head, a bus full of dead boyscouts invade the grounds keeper house, boom-headshot (x10). Zombie on a motorcycle. Main character goes insane (?). Flying head of a 12 year old in bridal veil sits in a broken television and sings folk songs. Beautiful woman keeps reincarnating. Discussions of impotence and purposeful rumors of sexual inability.
I'm still processing.
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