I don't usually venture to the GIS, but for the first time in what seems like ages, I thought to give it a whirl - so, here, for the first time, is my (subjective) results for "sexy hamburger" (sfw)

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Kana Tsugihara
King measures the squareness of a woman’s behind:
Thoughts by Dena: My hamburger has become too sexy!!!

Sounds like a sexy hamburger