For the record, I've had my twig and berries examined by both male and female practitioners, once by both, with ultrasound involved. In all cases, never popped a boner, much less "splooged" on anyone. If anything, it was a case of "turtle head syndrome." Non-scatological reference, Semi-stressful situation, not awkward for anyone involved, had to coax the little bastard out. Your views/experience may vary.
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