Originally Posted by Plan9

Another military-related joke:

"It's pretty bad to be in the soldier business when the public opinion selector switch [safe, fire, auto] went from WAITING, FREEDOM!, AMERICA: FUCK YEAH! to GET SHOT AT, HOST COUNTRY JAIL, INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT."

Originally Posted by Lieber Code on the laws of war

"Men who take up arms against one another in public war do not cease on this account to be moral beings, responsible to one another and to God."