First off... SF, you're not a Masterchef just because you say you are. So stop. Please. Cause really, that term is well, bullshit. And saying it any chance you get makes you sound like a tosser.
Eden, you know you're a good cook. And I'm sure SF is too. Now just because you came up with a recipe doesn't mean the judge is going to be able to repeat your success with it. I can turn a piece of shit recipe into a great dish... simple with my knowledge of food. Just because I tell you how to cook something doesn't mean you can actually do it the same way I do. There are too many different factors to think about here. Altitude being a main one in my world... living a mile above sea level and all. Humidity. Gas v Electric stove. Available ingredients. Skill of the judge. Cause really, if I cook it. It's gonna be awesome. If my girlfriend cooks it. It's gonna suck. No matter what the recipe is.
I don't see this working.
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