I'm actually a massive S&M freak who loves to be both the sub and the dom whenever i get time away from my masonic plans to overthrow the government with the help of my scaly friends in the NWO and the little green men orbiting our planet. a few of you have figured out how to block our mind readers though
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to those few i say "well done" but the corporate spies we've hired to infiltrate every government around the world will soon take power and we'll outlaw tin foil around the world if it means total domination. better lube up boys! here come the probes (with the exception of chuck norris). oh and good catch on me loving torture, i thought i was sly enough, and i would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you rascal kids and that dog!